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I'll keep this brief

Texans fans:

  • Wear white.
  • Get your nacho lovin', foot-long hot dog cravin', 10-pound baked potato scarfin', dippin' dots lickin', monster soft drink/margarita by the yard chuggin' butts in your seats by kickoff.
  • Be loud when the Texans are on defense (I'm almost embarrassed to say this in an open forum, but sadly there are so many who still don't get it…).
  • Be quiet when the Texans are on offense (ditto…).

Texans players and coaches:

  • Justify all this optimism and leave no doubt that you are legit.

That is all.

You can email Alan Burge at: ajtexans@yahoo.com

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