- Wear white.
- Get your nacho lovin', foot-long hot dog cravin', 10-pound baked potato scarfin', dippin' dots lickin', monster soft drink/margarita by the yard chuggin' butts in your seats by kickoff.
- Be loud when the Texans are on defense (I'm almost embarrassed to say this in an open forum, but sadly there are so many who still don't get it…).
- Be quiet when the Texans are on offense (ditto…).
Texans players and coaches:
- Justify all this optimism and leave no doubt that you are legit.
That is all.
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