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DeepSlant WIR: Lights, billboards, and fake Drake

DeepSlant WIR: Big Nights, Bright Lights
It's Sunday Night Football, a battle for the AFC South.
(Primetime meme)
The cool thing about primetime, other than the fact the entire nation is watching your game and you get cool guests visiting on the sidelines, is the ancillary fun leading up to the game. 
Like this.
(Fallon's superlatives)
Croatian Nick Cage? 
(Tom Savage)
I'm not sure what to say about Oday Aboushi being a low-budget Drake. But after way too many minutes spent wasted on Photoshop instead of writing, I came up with this.
(Oday Hotline bling)
One day, I'm going to be really, really good at Photoshop. But not anytime soon. 
Benardrick McKinney, who has mastered the art of eye black, can be seen in billboards around Houston on Sunday. The second-year inside linebacker is the latest in the Bulldogs #FromStateToSundays digital billboard campaign. 
(Tweet)
Benardrick answered fan questions this week on Texans Buzz, airing Saturday night at 11 p.m. on ABC-13, about his eye black and other topics. Christian Covington, who should have made Fallon's superlatives, also demonstrates his amazing yo-yo skills. 
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The DeepSlant Week In Review give you all the non hard-hitting news of the week and some pretty bad graphics, but hey, you already knew that.*

We are ready for Sunday Night Football in a battle for the AFC South against the Indianapolis Colts!
 

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The cool thing about primetime, other than the fact the entire nation is watching your game and you get cool guests visiting on the sidelines (like Jose Altuve and The Band Perry), is the ancillary fun leading up to the game. 
 
Like this. Jimmy Fallon made Superlatives out of our players. 
 

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Tom Savage is a Croatian Nicholas Cage? 
 

 
I'm not sure what to say about offensive lineman Oday Aboushi being a low-budget Drake. But after way too many minutes spent wasted on Photoshop instead of writing, I came up with this.

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On a side note: one day, I'm going to be really, really good at Photoshop. But not anytime soon. 
 
It's almost as cool as Benardrick McKinney on billboards around Houston. The second-year inside linebacker is the latest in the Bulldogs #FromStateToSundays digital billboard campaign which kicks off on Sunday.
 

Benardrick also answered fan questions this week on "Texans Buzz," airing Saturday night at 11 p.m. on ABC-13, about his that outstanding eye black among other topics. Christian Covington, who should have made Fallon's superlatives, also demonstrates his amazing yo-yo skills.
 

I'm a day early with the promo but don't miss #TexansBuzz Sat. night 11 pm @abc13houston w/ @JaelenStrong @ccovingtondt @HoustonTexans! pic.twitter.com/o6IirHeuXt — Deepi Sidhu (@DeepSlant) October 14, 2016



Don't miss it. Christian will not be happy.

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Until next week!

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